Revision as of 13:48, 26 August 2024

Dad Jokes

• PlutopiaWorld

General

• How do you let this thing go?
• Americans don't understand statistics!
• Get your tongue off my door!
• I used to be a Christian ...
• Horses with Treats and Medication
• Did you know that in all 50 States, Women are required ...
• Pro Marriage Tip - Keep your wife's picture as the lock screen on your phone
• Things to NEVER call your wife
• If your wife EVER says “you’re right” DO THIS
• Jussipussi
• Ricky Gervais Pushes Back on Woke Culture
• How Bad is your Memory and can you continue as President?
• Funny Dogs!
• How an Airport solved their baggage complaint problem - Not Really HUMOR, but interesting result of Customer Perception.
• The Funniest Super Bowl Ad of All Time!
• You will only hear the word you are reading
• Open Letter To Humanity - HFY - A short Sci-Fi Story
• Crack an Egg
• WhatPrank.com - Humorous prank products in the mail to your family/friends
• Is Sex the Only Reason you are with me?
• She was probably dreaming about me anyway
• How different Animals react to Zero Gravity
• Wife for sale
• Funny YouTube Short Joke about 2 Prosecutors and a Judge in Texas
• Good Ol' Southern Hospitality
• Fun Roadside signs
• MORE Fun Roadside signs
• "P.S. This is my favorite memo ever" Matt Berry reads Matt Stone memo to the MPAA
• Christopher Titus - The Attack Dog Incident - Voice In My Head
• LA Speed Check
• Why not all ideas are equal - Quackery by Dara OBriain
• Dara O'Briain - Science doesn't know everything
• Hail the King
• http://www.textfiles.com/
• If Veterans Were In Horror Movies - Favorite line : "Come'ere Snowflake, time to learn about sacrifice!!"
• Jim Jefferies -- Gun Control (Part 1) from BARE -- Netflix Special
• Jim Jefferies -- Gun Control (Part 2) from BARE -- Netflix Special
• Jim Jefferies Most Funny Stand Up Jokes - Savage Moments (Compilation)
• Difference Between Sexes
• Tit for Tat Why Men Stare at Breasts {The Kloons}
• The Wine Lover Meltdown that Changed the Wine World Forever
• Dear Boss I write this note to you ... - Jude Law reading Fred Allen's letter to the State of New York Insurance Dept.
• Hogan’s Channel
• Animals Being Jerks
• Bear takes one in the nuts
• True Facts: The Hummingbird Warrior
• Old Farmers Take On Life
• Portal: Sound of Science
• That is parenting 101
• Bill Burr's Thoughts On Marriage!
• It’s the reason we aren’t just best friends
• Rolls Royce and Blackhawk ASMR

Post Op Anesthesia

• After Surgery Rant FUNNY
• Anesthesia, Waking up post knee surgery
• FUNNY REACTIONS of PEOPLE UNDER ANESTHESIA

No Boyfriends

• Funny and Cute
• Dads That Don’t Want To See You Dating Their Daughters